- Would you like a chocolate?
- Oh, no thank you, I'm trying to stop eating so much candy in the weeks.
- Yes I saw the pictures on your facebook yesterday. You were so beatiful when you were youngen when you were slim. And your face was more beautiful then too, you looked more self-confident.

Vad fan svarar man på det? "Thank you! By the way, you just made me wanna eat a huge chocolate cake, threw it up, eat the vomit and then go and jump from London Bridge and then return back to life just so I will be able to kill my self.. again. Like your make-up by the way."